"I like traveling by bus," replies Mark. "Much better than spending every morning stuck in a traffic jam, or playing sardines on the tube. Besides, statistically speaking, buses are the safest form of transport."


"No they're not," says Nick.
"Yes they are," says Mark.


"Okay," continues Nick, " if they're so safe, why does everyone always use that phrase 'You could get run over by a bus tomorrow'?" He sits back smugly on his stool.


"Not if you're on it!" Mark replies triumphantly. There's really no arguing to that.


-Best Man by Matt Dunn



Owned. Hahaha.