Oh he treats me with respect,
He says he loves me all the time,


He calls me fifteen times a day,
He likes to make sure that I'm fine.


You know I've never met a man whose made me feel quite so secure.
He's not like all them other boys,
They're all so dumb & immature.


There's just one thing that's getting in the way.
When we go up to bed you're just not good,
It's such a shame.


I look into your eyes I want to get to know you
& Then you make this noise & it's apparent it's all over.


It's not fair & I think you're really mean.
I think you're really mean.
Yes I think you're really mean.


Oh you're supposed to care but you never make me scream.
You never make me scream.


Oh it's not fair & it's really not ok.
It's really not ok.
It's really not ok.
Oh you're supposed to care but all you do is take.
All you do is take.


Well I lie here in the wet patch in the middle of the bed.
I'm feeling pretty damn hard done by,
I spent ages giving head.
Then I remember all the nice things that you've ever said to me
Maybe I'm just overreacting,
Maybe you're the one for me.
There's just one thing that's getting in the way....


It's not fair by Lily Allen.


This song is damn funny I swear.
See if you get it ;)