my brother and lizards do not get along.

he's paranoid about them.

he thinks that they're EVERYWHERE in the house

and that other people don't have lizards in their houses.
when he hears them,

he goes searching for them.

when he finds them,

he kills them.

sometimes, he even burns them to death on the stove or with
the iron.

so guess what?

i wanted to use the toilet just now and low and behold,

i spotted my stalker mr lizard again!

i yelled for jacob cos i wanted him to see mr lizard.

(we were just having a conversation about lizards before that
and he was telling me this funny story about a lizard shitting
on him the other day. omg, so funny!!)

so along he came,

telling me that he was gonna kill mr lizard.

a minute later,

he came back to the toilet armed with a pole and bygon.

poor mr lizard didn't stand a chance.
so what jacob did was,

he washed the poor lizard down the hole in the toilet.

so poor mr lizard's dead. ):

later i asked jacob,

me: "eh, why you carrying the pole ah?"

him: *grinning madly* "must protect myself. scully it attack
me!"
i don't know whybut i still love my little brother.

LATEST UPDATE!

*hannah hyperventilates*

mr lizard is alive!

like omgomgomg.

just as i was getting out of the shower,

i saw him at the exact same place that he was before jacob killed him.

so if reincarnation really exists then

what if my lizard is daddy

and he's looking out for us from the toilet?

i know it sounds qute ridiculous.

but what if?

i'm not weird cos the first thing jacob said was,

"what is that's daddy?"

i miss my dad alot.